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General info for a full scale office game:

The suggested buy-in is just right to invoke physical reactions when one full boat sinks another. For high-low games, there is a $5 cap on raises with three raises per round. If there are only two players left in the hand there is no cap on the number of raises.

Remember to bring lots of small and large bills, food, and drinks. We will have some special punishment for those who insist on splashing the pot. Remember, at the end of your night, place your chips in a rack, wait your turn, count your chips, then, and only then, present your chips to the banker. Tell the banker the amount and take a cab home. I'm talking to you David.

To Dads everywhere:

A father passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see the bed was
nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped
up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad." With the worst
premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling
hands. "Dear Dad, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I
had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with
Mom and you. I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice,
but I knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercing,
tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than
I am. But it's not only the passion, Dad she's pregnant. Stacy said that we
will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of
firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more
children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really
hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the
other people in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the
meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so Stacy can
get better. She sure deserves it!! Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how
to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can
get to know your grandchildren.

Love, your son,
John.


P.S. Dad, None of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just
wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report
card that's in my center desk drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for
me to come home

 

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